Love My E-Cards // S** White Skinny Fat Blonde Girls Say

by WildChild

I mean sometimes the conversations at work can be really deep.  Of course they happen before the bosses come, or when they are here and we get called by each other’s names.  No really.

The convo’s  go…(s*** blonde white skinny fat girls say):

“Jhonna, stop making me smell those bagels, it’s making me want one.”

“Listen, I love my bagels.  I don’t think I am gaining any weight…I’m just skinny fat I think.”

“Me too, I worked out and almost passed out.”

“Well, you don’t look fat.”

“Thanks, either do you.”

“Cool, let’s get some cookies.”

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