Bored In An Elevator??

by WildChild

Because I love elevators, they are seriously awkward and unreliable.
1. Stand motionless and silent in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
2. Greet everyone with a warm handshake then ask them to call you Admiral.
3. Whisper ‘DING!’ at every floor.
4. When the elevator is silent, look around then ask ‘Is that your beeper?’
and the best for last………
I bet you’re wondering why I’ve gathered you all here today.